logansquareisridiculous

Look I know how hard it is to be a mildly talented-five-years-to-late-transgress-punk-band who are from the mean streets of Chicago (far suburbs most chicagoans couldn’t point out on a map). I know how difficult it must be to try and straighten your hair everymorning so that you end up looking like a member of new wave band from another dimension. And I truly know how hard it is to be a giant poser dork who starts dating another poser dork who is much more vindictive then anyone thought humanly possible (seriously you blame lip sinc-ing on SNL on your freaking band ?) but seriously do you need to start a franchise restuarant/bar and grill/ ruby tuesday’s/place for jackasses to hang out in Chicago. Seriously man we have enough, haven’t you ever ridden the brown line there are enough fake Irish bar’s filled to the brim with fake tan and polo shirts to turn even shaking drunks like me away and now you have decided to market and destroy the rock and roll bar. Hey fuck you Liar’s Club for being something wild left in a city that has sold all of it’s fun and coolness for strollers and being able to jog along the lake at night. Fuck you Delilahs for being the last place with drink specials that don’t involve bud light, fuck you Red line for being a cave for weird old hippies and blue0grass hipsters, but most of all fuck you Pete Wentz for your Chi-chis of Rock and Roll; Angels and Kings. A guy from a wealthy band makes a blasphemous allusion to the bible, see: everyone in Rock ever, including even Ted Nugent. So good by Rock bars that is unless you are smart enough to know that Wentz and Simpson are comletely incapable of creating anything cool and therefore will create the lamest hipsterwannabe bar in the history of the universe and you know this because you went and got drunk there last night and you are so hung over and angry that you got kicked out that you write a blog about. That will teach you Wentz.

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